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1)What do you call a grizzly with no fur?
ans : a bare bear !
2 )What do you call an oyster that won't share?
ans :A selfish shellfish!
3)What do you call a female deer's rival?
ans : a doe feo
4)What do you call a muddy sparrow?
ans : A dirty birdy!
5) What do you get when a dogcatcher nabs a beagle
ans : A pound hound
6) What do you get when someone magically creates a snow storm?
ans : A wizard blizzard
7) What do you call a seed of corn planted at night?
ans : A nocturnal kernel.
8) What do you call an erroneous pig?
ans : Mistaken bacon.
9) What do you call a church credit card? { most popular joke
ans :Ecclesiastic plastic.
10 ) What do you call a champion's banquet?
ans : A winner dinner.
11)What do you call a fake horse?
ans : A phony pony!
12)What do you call a cat who tells jokes?
ans : A witty kitty!
13) What do you call a female friend?
ans : A gal pal!
14)What do you call mad sea cow disease? { most popular joke
ans : Manatee insanity!
15)What do you call a female duck disguised as a male?
ans : A fake drake!
16) Why did the weasel cross the road twice?
ans : he was a double crosser !
some rhymes ??
- Mary had a little lamb -
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
and though we often saw her lamb,
we never saw her bare!
Mary had a little lamb,
A little bread and a little jam,
A little pie and a little cake,
Then Mary had a stomach ache.
- Little Miss Muffet -
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
When along came a spider,
That sat down beside her,
And said: what's in the bowl, blondie?
phew thats all for now later OK ?
~ Valery ~