1)What do you call a grizzly with no fur?

ans : a bare bear !

2 )What do you call an oyster that won't share?

ans :A selfish shellfish!

3)What do you call a female deer's rival?

ans : a doe feo

4)What do you call a muddy sparrow?

ans : A dirty birdy!

5) What do you get when a dogcatcher nabs a beagle

ans : A pound hound

6) What do you get when someone magically creates a snow storm?

ans : A wizard blizzard

7) What do you call a seed of corn planted at night?

ans : A nocturnal kernel.

8) What do you call an erroneous pig?

ans : Mistaken bacon.

9) What do you call a church credit card? { most popular joke

ans :Ecclesiastic plastic.

10 ) What do you call a champion's banquet?

ans : A winner dinner.

11)What do you call a fake horse?

ans : A phony pony!

12)What do you call a cat who tells jokes?

ans : A witty kitty!

13) What do you call a female friend?

ans : A gal pal!

14)What do you call mad sea cow disease? { most popular joke

ans : Manatee insanity!

15)What do you call a female duck disguised as a male?

ans : A fake drake!

16) Why did the weasel cross the road twice?

ans : he was a double crosser !

some rhymes ??

- Mary had a little lamb -

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
and though we often saw her lamb,
we never saw her bare!


Mary had a little lamb,
A little bread and a little jam,
A little pie and a little cake,
Then Mary had a stomach ache.

- Little Miss Muffet -

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
When along came a spider,
That sat down beside her,
And said: what's in the bowl, blondie?

phew thats all for now later OK ?


~ Valery ~